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Thursday, March 29, 2007

Tribute to Friendship...

Having people in your life that will take the time to hear your woes, then help you through them and even let you cry on their shoulder without telling you to shove off, in my mind are some truely amazing friends and i am lucky to have to many to count on my fingers and toes:) You all know who you are and i am so very fortunate to have you in my life!

I love you all!
MUAH!
p.s My sexy boyfriend is the love of my life(L)CG...you know who you are LOL

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Get your Sumo on!

Tonight is the summmmmmmmmmmmo wrestling grad fundfraiser. Some brave souls are going to suit up in giant sumo suits and run at each other...what could ever be more fun lol! I can't wait to see it, i was going to participate to but for some reason me getting knocked down on my butt didn't seem logical, although knocking Mr.Agar over would be worth it!

Pictures of the event will be up tommorrow!
xoxoxox

Sunday, March 25, 2007

BUMMER!


Spring Break is over :( it definatly wasn't long enough and i had to work to pay off my effin grad dress! Back to the ol' grind tommorow :( i'm going to be going kicking and screaming! This spring break i didn't get to releax in the hot sands of Mexico drinking pina coladas...mmm BUT i did get some pretty nice table and chairs and a really comfy futon for my condo! stoked FOR SURE. Grad is almost here 3 months and 6 days! thats not to far off! I can't wait to see everyone in there beautiful dresses and hot tuxes!

xoxoxoxox

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Don't flip us off!

A MAN WHO KNOWS HIS MATH

He writes:
I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver, who cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her.
This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out the window and gave the woman the finger. ' Man, that guy is stupid,' I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why:

I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. That's 96 miles each day.
Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.
There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.
Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars.
That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day. Statistically, females drive half of these. That's 18,000 women drivers!
In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS.
That's 642.
According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding.
That's 449.
According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide.
That's 98
And 34% describe men as their biggest problem.
According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons and this number is increasing.
That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.
Give her the finger? I don't think so.

Monday, March 12, 2007

Bunny Foo Foo's Valuable Lesson!


Little Bunny Foo Foo,
Hopping through the forest
Scooping up the field mice
And boppin' 'em on the head

Down came the good fairy and she said

"Little Bunny Foo Foo,
I don't want to see you
Scooping up the field mice
And boppin' 'em on the head.
I'll give you three chances,
And if you don't behave
I'll turn you into a goon!"

The next day:

Little Bunny Foo Foo,
Hopping through the forest
Scooping up the field mice
And boppin' 'em on the head

Down came the good fairy and she said

"Little Bunny Foo Foo,
I don't want to see you
Scooping up the field mice
And boppin' 'em on the head.
I'll give you two more chances,
And if you don't behave
I'll turn you into a goon!"

The next day:

Little Bunny Foo Foo,
Hopping through the forest
Scooping up the field mice
And boppin' 'em on the head

Down came the good fairy and she said

"Little Bunny Foo Foo,
I don't want to see you
Scooping up the field mice
And boppin' 'em on the head.
I'll give you one more chance,
And if you don't behave
I'll turn you into a goon!"

The next day:

Little Bunny Foo Foo,
Hopping through the forest
Scooping up the field mice
And boppin' 'em on the head

Down came the good fairy and she said

"Little Bunny Foo Foo,
I don't want to see you
Scooping up the field mice
And boppin' 'em on the head.
I gave you three chances
And you didn't behave
Now you're a goon! POOF!!"

The moral of the story is:
HARE TODAY, GOON TOMORROW

In English class i all of a sudden got a flashback from my childhood of the little bunny foo foo song but i couldn't remeber the whole song so i looked it up...it sounds better when yuou sing it and when your like 3 :)

xoxoxoxoxxo

Grad Trip :)

Our Grad trip this year, isn't going to be as fun as i thought it would be now that we are going to Vancouver instead of Edmonton, but i found an upside! My brother lives in Vancouver going to UBC so we are going to hang out one of the days I am down because he happens to be going to Germany for a conference for a week and leaving on May 12, BUT I will be there May 9th!. I have to make up for not seeing him when i was down at the coast two weekends ago, he wasn't pleased with me...sorry Joel!, but your always so darn busy!!I can not wait until May!

Friday, March 09, 2007

Get out of the Way!!!



Its March 9th and i can get my N on April 14th! thats not to far away, and then this crazy biatcher will be on the road!!! so LOOK OUT! I can not wait to have some freedom and not have to depend on others with licences to hook me up with a ride lol! then i don't have to answer to ANYONE!!! well maybe mom and dad because they own the vehicles! :P So that sucks but one day when i can afford it i'll get my own *transportation system* for now its my legs a bike or my thumb...

This is a public warning for your safety and the safety of others...

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

FIRST Concert!!!


My First concert was on Monday and it was Emerson Drive!!! They completely rocked Interior savings place!!! Shane Yellowbird opened for them and he was very good as well. My throat is still sore from screaming so loud! For my first concert it was pretty good but Keith Urban is going to be sooo much better I can not wait to see him!!!

xoxoxoxox

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

I found you at last!!!


I found my grad dress!!!! FINALLY and no lie there where tears over deciding to get the dress or not literally, when i saw myself in it it took my breath away, it just kind of hits you! I can't wait to walk in it for grad. BUT I didn't do this alone, Blake actually deserves the credit for picking it out and once it was all cinched up i never wanted to take it off...and then we looked at the price tag :S oh well it was fate that i had that dress, it was quite the complicated process! I've decided not to put a pic of it on here because i want it to be a surprise!

You need to hear this Mr.Bush...

Dear Mr. President
Come take a walk with me
Let's pretend we're just two people and
You're not better than me
I'd like to ask you some questions if we can speak honestly

What do you feel when you see all the homeless on the street
Who do you pray for at night before you go to sleep
What do you feel when you look in the mirror
Are you proud

How do you sleep while the rest of us cry
How do you dream when a mother has no chance to say goodbye
How do you walk with your head held high
Can you even look me in the eye
And tell me why

Dear Mr. President
Were you a lonely boy
Are you a lonely boy
Are you a lonely boy
How can you say
No child is left behind
We're not dumb and we're not blind
They're all sitting in your cells
While you pave the road to hell

What kind of father would take his own daughter's rights away
And what kind of father might hate his own daughter if she were gay
I can only imagine what the first lady has to say
You've come a long way from whiskey and cocaine

How do you sleep while the rest of us cry
How do you dream when a mother has no chance to say goodbye
How do you walk with your head held high
Can you even look me in the eye

Let me tell you bout hard work
Minimum wage with a baby on the way
Let me tell you bout hard work
Rebuilding your house after the bombs took them away
Let me tell you bout hard work
Building a bed out of a cardboard box
Let me tell you bout hard work
Hard work
Hard work
You don't know nothing bout hard work
Hard work
Hard work
Oh

How do you sleep at night
How do you walk with your head held high
Dear Mr. President
You'd never take a walk with me
Would you

This song is so heartfelt and true, President Bush is a evil dictator and these kind of songs will hopefully end his reign in power...

Friday, March 02, 2007

Miss Me?


So I havent blogged in quite a while, well nothing has really happened lately except Amandas sweet party haha Corona and lime?,Getting high of stain!!!, Sparkly heels and laughing uncontrollably to nothing in particular...good times eh Kay? plus rockin out to some sweet tunes in the round house was a truely wicked time! Well that was last weekend and it had been awhile since i had any form of alcoholic beverage in me! so it didnt take long for the fun to begin lol BUT you think THAT sounds sweet..well it was not gonna lie...BUT this weekend myself and the Blakester are road trippen down to Van-City! its going to be a spectactualr time for sure!!! I most definatly am going to find my grad dress:)

Well thats the scoop
Peace out you raunchy biatchers!!!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxo